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Ugh. Just had, quite possibly, one of the worst dreams of my life. Don’t even want to share it.
So, I’m at a friends house, who ironically I’ve been at the night before.
It’s been a long night and it’s around 3am. I decide to get to bed as I’m meant to be up early for some unknown reason in the morning.
At this party, there is a girl who I like a ridiculously large amount, and she starts coming onto me, I am moderately confused by this as she’s never made it clear she has the affections she is currently portraying, but I am in no way unhappy about the situation and I let it go how it goes. After a while of fondling the girl leaves hastily for no apparent reason, and another girl who I’ve gotten to know very well quite recently (who has a boyfriend I must mention) comes into the room, and all of a sudden she’s handcuffed to a bed completely naked as I’m thrusting deeply and passionately. This goes on for a very pleasurable few minutes until finally we’ve both finished and lay next to each other and fall asleep.
Then I wake up in bed and have another false awakening. Strange.
Sorry for the lack of blogging lately.
My internet’s been on the blink, working a lot, and I’ve not even had a single dream (never mind lucid) in well over two weeks.
Let me sort my head out and I’ll be back shortly!
I’m walking around Morrisons and I find some shredded wheat, upon impulse to buy them I put them in my basket and look up, seeing Billy Connolly stood there.
He says he has something funny to do and asks me to watch. He goes up to the nearest person and hands them a deck of cards, they feel the weight of them. He then gives them a massive pack of toilet rolls and runs away laughing. The shop gradually starts getting larger and eventually I wake up after looking into a bright light on the ceiling.
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